Writer Gail Simone

Artist Luciano Vecchio & Cover

Color Artist Matthew Wilson

Letterer VC’s Clayton Cowles

Woldenberg Park, New Orleans, Louisiana.  Issue opens with Rogue and Gambit on a date, which is very sweet.  They are thinking about adopting the Outliers.  Which seems to be a bit much.  I would love to see the Outliers side of the story, where they are like, “um, we’re in our 20s, you can’t adopt us, we thought we were on the X-Men track?” 

Though in Age of Relveations – Unbreakable X-Men, we see that Calico is their daughter. 

Their date is interrupted by a punk robbing an older lady.  He wants to be part of the Thieves Guild, and I like so much how quick Gambit is to tell them that he wouldn’t want some punks who rob old ladies, that isn’t impressive at all.  But doing all of this, he’s coming off very intense, causing Rogue to try to calm the situation down. 

Haven House.  Kurt believes MacKenzie broke up with him, so he is very down, so this all makes sense to me.  He’s wallowing in the fact that he can’t play the piano, though I am certain that there are hundreds of people with only three fingers one each hand that actually do play the piano.  I imagine they do the classics, but have created beautiful music to match their abilities. 

Jubilee is trying her best to be a friend, and I like that we’re finally getting these two hanging out.  They probably have less time together than Jean Grey and Kitty Pryde. 

Kurt is going to sleep, and Jubilee is going to check on the kids.  Are they teenagers or are they young adults?  I can’t get a feel for their ages anymore.

Ransom is having a nightmare from his hostage days.  Taking on the Ransom moniker, he’s probably never far from this pivotal day. 

Jitter is having a nightmare involving her mother’s lack of understanding of how she can do what she does, making a cheese souffle.  Did she not even consider mutation?  I just imagine all public schools include mutations when they talk about puberty.  I imagine in elementary schools, that kids tease each other, cruelly, about who might turn into a mutation.  Kids can be cruel.  Her mother sends her to school, knowing poor Jitter will get taunted there.  This is shown as a nightmare, but I can only imagine this happened all the time to her.

Deathdream sleeps the way I pretend to, with my arms crossed on my chest.  Like, if I’m waking up in a hotel room with my family, I’ll like to strike the pose before opening my eyes.  I’m usually up first, so no one sees.  He’s having a nightmare involving his younger brother not breathing. 

Calico is having a nightmare.  I do NOT like her mother, at all.  A boy asked Becca about a lost dog, and her mother is just losing it.  She claims Becca has a filthy mind just like Becca’s father, and anyone who uses the phrase “filthy mind” just isn’t right.  Somehow Ember is next on the hitlist, Becca’s mother thinks the horse is coming between them, so naturally, she burned the stables.  The heck?!

Jubilee wakes up Kurt, who sleeps in white briefs.  I feel like, with how sexy Kurt is, he has a responsibility to his housemates to wear pajamas.  That’s right, right? 

MacKenzie shows up, and she was afraid for Kurt and his life.  She wasn’t that thrilled with Mutina, but it is Kurt’s life she’s worried about.  Plus, Kurt is talking to her in his underwear, so there are no hard feelings that we can see. 

Waffles, the Sentinel shaped dog, shows Jubilee that the Outliers are all missing.

Sentos Island.  Singapore.  Elsewhen.  This is odd.  We just had the Outliers as Outlaws, and now we’re having a maybe time travel adventure with them?  This is going to be interesting.  Dr. MacTaggart recues Jitter.  Beunos Aires, Argentina.  Cyclops rescues Ransom. 

Loudoun Metallurgical Mine, Virigina.  Calico and Ember rescue some miners.  One thinks she may be a mutant, but the other believes she must be a miracle.  Bro, she’s both.  C’mon. 

Logan and Beast picks her up.

Nightcrawler rescues Deathdream, so we know something is off if Deathdream doesn’t recognize Kurt. 

Westchester County, New York.  Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.  The Outliers are brought together.  There is a sixth member . . . Mutina! 

We have The New Mutants!  Becca as Cannonball is a fun idea.  They’re both from the country.  She’s rich compared to his working class.  They both have a flame element, I guess?  Ransom as his cousin, Sunspot, seems to be the inspiration for this adventure. 

I thought it would be Mutina from the cover, and we were right, though Simone tried to throw us off.  I know Cannonball will eventually show up.  Time will tell if we get Magik. 

And, of course, who is behind this?  Must be pretty massive if they were pulled from around the world, but also, were they?