Shadow and Flame with Magik

What would it take to be known as the Most Dangerous Kitty Pryde fan?

I would like to start being known as this, as it is one bad arse way to introduce yourself.  I just don’t want to have to defend the title.  If I don’t go around saying “Undisputed Most Dangerous” or “Current Most Dangerous” could I get away with it, without having to defend the title?

Also, who is the current Most Dangerous Kitty Pryde fan?  As I’m claiming it right now!

I don’t want to get kicked to the face, that’s my main concern.

I’m already prepared for :

Who are you?

I’m the Most Dangerous Kitty Pryde fan you will ever meet!

Who?

Then I will be the one kicking them in the head.  I’m practicing my kicks right now.  If the other person is willing to stand there, and let me get some practice kicking in, I could maybe kick up to the person’s stomach.  Maybe.

This is my dangerous face!  Beware!