I was talking to a friend about how Kitty Pryde was the greatest character of all time.
This third party overheard it and decided, foolishly, to throw Harry Potter’s name into the hat, as if we were reenacting the Goblet of Fire.
I bit my tongue for a second, as I wanted to be all like “bitch, please, he isn’t even the best character in his own books”
So after taking a beat, I politely pointed out how Harry Potter’s series of books should be, instead, titled – Hermione Granger Fixing Fools’ Problems – Books One through Seven.
This is what I have to put up with.