Me: This is my friend, Michael.
Other Friend : Hey, Mike!
Michael : Fuck you!
Like, how much more clear could I have been!?! If I said his name was Michael, maybe take a cue from that. Get to know the guy and maybe he’ll say “call me Mike” or correct me and say he prefers “Mike.”
I supposed, knowing that he doesn’t, I could have quickly added “don’t call him, Mike’ but that isn’t a great introduction.
Michael keeps things honest.