Words and Art Skottie Young
Colors Jean-Francois Beaulieu
Letters Jeff Eckleberry
The issue opens with the theme song getting weaker and lazier. There is a fun editor note, stating that Young has been punished. The twins, Zoe and Zack, are going to visit both Clubhouses, the X-Men get to go first.
The X-Men have a 400 inch television, that is in 6-D, so Fing Fang Foom, can come out of the television set to kill them. Iceman has made a very dangerous roller coaster.
Look how cute Kitty and Lockheed are, in that top panel! I love it so much!
Wolverine is trying to sell the fastball special, as not being dangerous but it really is!
Beast turns Zoe into a Hulk like character and Zack is turned into a mouse.
The final stop on the tour, is the Danger Room! Zoe handles herself well. Magik gets to make an appearance, so she is three for three!
Avengers Clubhouse. Iron Man isn’t sure why everyone loves the X-Men’s training simulation room. Cap has to explain that is is because it is called, Danger! Iron Man reverses Beast’s transformation.
On the page that has the Capture the Flag game, does anyone else have black ink spots on the rope, next to Hawkeye? It doesn’t look like part of the page. As there are light ink spots on the opposite page.
The clubhouse is also connected to Asgard. Captain America has a sad fitness room, but they have to pass it so that they can go into the super bouncing room, that Spider-Man provides with his webbing. Wolverine is in the room too, as they let anyone be Avengers.
Iron Man has made a special suit of armor, so that the twins’ minds can control, at the same time. Zoe tries to explain that twins’ minds don’t work like that. Their duel brains make the armor blow up.
The twins are rocketed out of the clubhouse. They end up in the hand of Galactus, who has Thanos in his other hand. I imagine this is the Proper Thanos. Thanos reveals that their sky has a ceiling, that is invisible. Which has been a question that I’ve had, about Battleworld. If you fly high enough, wouldn’t you see the giant walls that keeps the regions apart? Apparently, there are invisible barriers.
Issue ends with the Guardians of the Galaxy, making a play for the twins to join their team. Which, on the opposite page, has an ad for the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon, coming to Disney XD, September 26.
Issue four has Illyana’s soulsword on the cover, so I’m for sure committed to the next issue.